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I'm thinking of skipping the holidays this year, in protest. Very good, little buddy. I see you've read chapter 7 of "Randy 'The Rock' Taylor's Guide to Winning Respect." "Become an admirable person by sacrificing something meaningful to you, in order to help others achieve something meaningful to them." I'm very proud of you, young grasshopper. I'm protesting the fact that I can't shop at H&M on Thanksgiving 'cause they'll be closed.
'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'
"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"
'He did it for us.'
'Gentlemen, it's time we tightened our belts.'
Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.
First aid and sculpture
"The oracle demands the sacrifice of a virgin or an update of its operating system."
"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."
"I'm not doing this because I like it. I'm doing this because I love you."
Liberty's Sacrifice
"Don't put your mother on the page, Miss S. Worthington"
'Well, you could have fooled me. You look as though you're having a good time.'
"That wasn't very funny!"
Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder
'A lifetime sentence for bein' cute.'
'Every Lent it's the same-I've nothing to give up!'
"Good evening madam. Would you like to donate your soul to a newly registered charity?"
"So, do you come nowhere often?"
"Sorry about the chairs, dear, but I'm desperate for wood chips!"
'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'
'I sold enough of my blood to keep our website up for another week. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go pass out.'
Congrats to our son. He gave it his all. So did we.
'I couldn't decide what to give up for Lent, so I gave it all up.'
"You haven't responded to any of my texts, tweets, or snapchats so I'm trying the old-fashioned way..."
Corrupted angel
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