Ironic Role Models Pillows

"Do as I say -- not as I do!"

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Statue of Female Executive

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Gracie, Frida Kahlo was a controversial figure... She was a strong independent woman...but she also had the courage to be different and unique."

"She's not naked, Jake, she's French."

"My name is Jose Hernandez, and my story begins when my parents moved from Mexico to the United States to work the fields. I would find my own special calling."

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

'Except...That.'

"I don't want to be a king like Dad - I want to be a pirate like Grandpa!"

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

'...Just like Daddy!'

'House calls?...Dr. Latrobe doesn't even make phone calls!'

Lucy Bronze

"If he can run for mayor, I bet I can be mayor some day too!"

"I'm Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor!"

Hall of Fame

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'Who wants to play celebrity rant?'

"Why are you smiling?"

"There! I have enough reserves to seriously consider retirement. All my years of hard work have paid off! This Halloween pushed me over the 50-pound mark."

"Ladies and gentlemen, the fabulous Harry Styles."

"Why do you always get to be the gay icon?"

'I had everything going for me, but I could never find the right person to inspire me.'

"My teacher noticed you weren't at parent teacher night. She wanted to ask you why I never take an interest in anything."

"You cast a heavy shadow on your son."

"My cousin Nilda is coming over...the one who put three children through college. And my friend Yolanda...who vowed to never fight with her sister-in-law. And Miss Talamantez...a nicel ady I met at the market who has her own business! We call ourselves th

"I think Jennifer Lopez gets a bad rap. She's a smart, ambitious woman who works hard, respects her roots, and follows her heart! She deserves all her fame and glory!"