Ironic Play At Sea T-Shirts

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"What would you recommend pairing with the school of cod fish?"

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

'He certainly doesn't act like a Sperm Whale!'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

"What's the limit on these things?"

Crow's nest has scarecrow.

"Well, I did say we'd be taking boat out."

"Pardon me, but we ran out of gas. Can you tow us into shore?"

"Dating is hard when you feel like people only like you for your legs."

Rescued by the Grim Reaper.

Man riding a fish

'...I told you that you can't christen a toy boat!'

"How the hell do they get us into one of those tiny cans?"

Backwards Buccaneers

A Mussel is checking out some shirts for Mussels

Armed punts on the Cam keep North Korea at bay.

"Do the math, we've got a missing seal and you're a killer-whale. . . this confession ain't gonna sign itself, buddy!"

"Still, it's nice to feel wanted."

Make yourself look bigger!

"Her mother was a vegetarian."