Ironic Plant Parent Gifts

Watering garden in the rain

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Allotment

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"You must have a green thumb."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Solar Plant

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Boy's plant with the shadow of a tree.

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

Tree Identification Field Guide...

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

Max P. and The Whole Ball Of Wax

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

'Germinate... Germin-ate!!'

What your house plant says about you...

Bird nesting in the garden.

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'