Ironic Plant Parent Mugs

Watering garden in the rain

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Allotment

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"You must have a green thumb."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Solar Plant

Boy's plant with the shadow of a tree.

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

Bird nesting in the garden.

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

Tree Identification Field Guide...

Max P. and The Whole Ball Of Wax

The Houseplant Cemetery.