Ironic Parent-child Dynamics Mugs

"My four-year-old son usually helps me, but he's at his grandparents' home."

'Are we there yet?'

Baby Hairstyles.

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

"I can hardly wait for him to start leading a life of quiet desperation."

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

"Jim was a model Dad".

'Do you think Mum and Dad are trying to keep an eye on us, by enroling on the same university course as us, Colin?'

"Damn it, agree to whatever she demands. No matter what it takes, I want my mommy."

'Mom, would you have married Dad if you had seen him in high definition first?'

'Man pushing pram with baby.'

'Can you do the dishes, love. I'll do the school run.'

"Yes, there will be questions but you're unquestionably the nation's most badass mom."

"If you're not a good boy, Santa will bring you only educational toys."

Oh, Wow! With all this baby food flying around, I can't wait until he starts eating steak!!!

'Beats me why, but it's a sensitive subject: Some people will call you a Buffalo while others will call you a Bison...'

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

'Don't worry he doesn't want any. he's allergic to everything except straw stuffing.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned susidiary of you and Mom?'

'Before I mow the grass, I'd like to quote from section four, paragraph c, of the state child labor code...'

"It's too hot to strive for autonomy."

'We're totally against smacking but not adverse to 'moderate punishment.''

"Jack and Nina's concern grew when their son, James, confided in them that his imaginary friend was, in fact, a short-tempered snapping turtle."

"I can't right now. I have to pick the kids up then eat them."

"They'll come home. They're microchipped."

"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."

Kangaroo with multiple pockets for lots of children...

"This is our adoptive son. We found him in the cellar where he was raised by spiders."