Ironic Parents Mugs

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

'Are we there yet?'

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'I must be going through a mid-life crisis.'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

"I can hardly wait for him to start leading a life of quiet desperation."

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

'Monster mobiles.'

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

'Man pushing pram with baby.'

'Can you do the dishes, love. I'll do the school run.'

"When I said you could use other materials with the sand, I was thinking shells and driftwood."

'Congratulations. It's a latch key kid.'

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Dad’s Homework Assignment

"I've got 2 WONDERFUL children. 2 out of 5 isn't bad I suppose!"

Oh, Wow! With all this baby food flying around, I can't wait until he starts eating steak!!!

"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.

'I can't sleep Dad. Tell me another scary story?'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'