Ironic Nutritionist Humor Pillows

"Yes, fish is healthy, but not really when it's battered, deep-fried and serve with tartare sauce and chips!"

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

'The customer is always right...'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

Heart Disease Menu

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

"Well, then - two apples a day."

"Do you realize what the sodium content of this water is?"

Free Range Chickens

'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'

'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.'

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'

You are what you eat

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

"We shouldn't have sugar, wine, beer, cake...we may not live longer but it sure will feel as if we do!"

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

Live yogurt.

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

Diet Donuts - (Bigger holes).

Angry Santa Letter

'...and it has much less cholesterol than beef.'

"If you want fiber, madame, I suggest you eat the menu."

'Crickets are chock full of carbs!'

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

"On this diet, you can eat all you want of anything you can grow."

Mosquito Worry About Saturated Fats