Ironic Namers Pillows

"Maybe we shouldn't have named him Bandit."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

'No, I've not got names for them but I've got one for my husband!'

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

'I'm sorry the cod was not as good as when you came a month ago. It should have been - it was the same fish...'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Devil worried because he feels good

"Oh, Stan, I love your sarcastic sense of humor."

"You'll find all the adult 'Dummies and Idiots' guide books in the children's section."

"I don't get it, Susan... I've been an obstetrician for 20 years and I've never had a baby named after me!"

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

'I'm not very hungry after eating my first quarter losses.'

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

Ask me about Naming Rights.

"Freshly ground Ozempic?"

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

"Sit still why I explain why exercise is important."

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

"I'm sending you to someone who's less squeamish."

Success Without Effort

The food was nice...but something was missing.

"Yes sir, this is half a steak. The guest who had it yesterday wasn't very hungry."

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

'The chef says that the quail was out but he prepared that little critter he ran over on the motorway which tastes similar and you nouveau riche snobs will never notice the difference anyway.'

"What I'll miss most is his indefatigable optimism."

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"