Ironic Isolator Pillows

A vampire in a canoe.

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Cellphone Islands

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

Socially distanced sledding

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

Confined by Coronavirus

"It appears you have medication forgetfulness disorder, which, as you can imagine, is untreatable."

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

COVID-19 dime

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

'Social networking was the last straw. Now the whole world ignores me.'

2020 Panic Room

"I'd get back in there if I were you mate."

You are now entering the middle of nowhere

'See?... I told you I couldn't be hypnotised, didn't I?'

It's often meant as a compliment, but in this case saying he's "in a class by himself" is not a good thing.

"He's living his life in a vacuum."

"... starts Friday at a theatre near you."

People at work on social networks fail to communicate socially with each other.

A*se End of Nowhere POPULATION: YOU

A man sitting on a desert island, watching the only palm tree float away

No Man is an Island

Man on Desert Island reads about himself.

"She won't even notice when it's safe to go out again."

Women on desert island build themselves a fence to talk over.

'Nobody understands my job title.'

The New World

"So what did you do during the lockdown?"

"Regale me with more tales of the outside world."

A-1 security from crime....