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"Oh, Stan, I love your sarcastic sense of humor."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Sock Puppet in Literature

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

"She's not naked, Jake, she's French."

Thanksgiving Turkey Fortune: "Why the silence?"

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

"I'm not sure what to watch...'Enterprise' or 'Sabado Gigante.'"

'You'll marry me? Really? Then forget it! I can't be with someone who's standards are that low!'

"Nihilistic rage motivates me to cling desperately to this job."

"You'll find all the adult 'Dummies and Idiots' guide books in the children's section."

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

Tourist is told to go home by a monument

"What do you mean: 'You don't believe that this is my answerphone'? Do you think I'd lie?"

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

Success Without Effort

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

"How can one sum up Henry's impact on all our lives? Negligible, I guess that'd do it."

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"We were all given motivational videos at work today. All it shows is our boss shouting and sacking people."

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

'My son never called me until he became a telemarketer.'

'About my accrued holdiay pay...can you mail it to my offshore account?'

"You'll get three meals a day,but they will all be continental breakfast."

'I know you don't like to travel, but I just want you to run this down the hall.'

'If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.'

'I thought I'd just crease a few book spines while I catch up on my soaps.'