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Ironic Intellectual T-Shirts
Dress the part of a clever thinker with our ironic intellectual t-shirts. Perfect for making a witty statement and showing off your love for brainy humor.
"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."
When Intellectuals Dumb Down
Doctorate Stand
'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'
Fake Library
A robber reads a book on banking
"A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of hipsterism."
"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"
A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane
Intelligent people laugh too!
"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."
Scarcity
Archimedes statue with a lever
"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"
"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."
"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."
"Admit it, we're lost."
"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"
"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"
"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."
Schrödinger and his cat
"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."
"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."
"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."
"I don't like lawyer jokes. Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes."
'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'
'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'
A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin
"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"
Axel, I notice you read a lot of highbrow books
"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."
"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."
Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.
"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."
Ironic Intellectual T-Shirts Collection
Ironic Intellectual Mugs
Discover more mugs that celebrate irony and intelligence, perfect for witty thinkers and clever conversation starters.
Ironic Intellectual Pillows
Add some humor to the home with pillows that showcase clever, ironic sayings for the smarty-pants.
Ironic Intellectual Prints
Browse our art prints featuring clever, ironic designs that make your walls stand out with humor.