'Really? -- I was the first one in my family to graduate from college, too!
Ironic Intellect T-Shirts
Bring humor and intellect to their wardrobe with our t-shirts celebrating the clever and ironic. Perfect for showcasing their witty personality in style.
"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"
A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane
Intelligent people laugh too!
"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."
Scarcity
Archimedes statue with a lever
"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"
"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."
"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."
"Admit it, we're lost."
"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"
"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"
"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."
"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."
"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."
Schrödinger and his cat
"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."
"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."
'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'
"I don't like lawyer jokes. Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes."
'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'
A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin
"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"
Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.
'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'
Axel, I notice you read a lot of highbrow books
"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."
"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."
"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."
'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'
Auguste Comte
'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'
'I, pink, therefore, I ham...'
Markets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen
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