Ironic Gifts For Men Prints

Sushi For Men...

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"Shouldn't have, you really."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'I'd be more impressed that you bought me flowers if you didn't take a job as a delivery boy to get the employee discount.'

"I've never felt this close to anyone before!"

Solitaire card shark.

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

Fast Food Menus

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'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

'Forget 'forsaking all others', you can have the week off' (housewife to husband).

Tunnel of Dove.

Daily Meditations for Perpetual Victims

"We still don't have a diagnosis for your rash, so we're going to run some more money on it and see what happens."

'You've been smarting off a lot lately -- Have you been fooling around with that 'Tree of Knowledge'?'

"Baby's First Book of Retirement Planning...?"

"A birthday gift card? Really?"

"Thank you, Darling...."

Jill and Ted fought to the point of complete exhaustion over the placement of, ironically, a wedding gift.

Helicopter as a clothes drier

Very rough-looking tattooed thug on his way to the 'Gentlemen'.

I think the best part was when we decided not to record it.

She collected ceramic pigs. Only one so far, but even that was one too many.

Rodney kicked off his fitness regime by buying a heavier remote control...this was not enough.

A homeless man sells t-shirts of himself.

Please give so I don't have to sell reindeer blood for wine money.

'I just feel so much better buying the free range Pinatas.'

Santa eating a reindeer.

Criminal Santa Claus

"I have this 'I love Susie' tattoo on my chest and I married Doreen yesterday!"

"Could you forward it to my offshore account?"

Snow Stab.