Ironic Food Critic T-Shirts

Bring humor to their wardrobe with t-shirts that speak the foodie critic’s language. Stylish, funny, and perfect for those who love culinary irony in everyday wear.

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'Perfect with fish?' ... That's sick!' mockup

'Perfect with fish?' ... That's sick!'

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Grim reaper with a food stand saying "Heart attack on a plate"

Grim reaper with a food stand saying "Heart attack on a plate" mockup

Grim reaper with a food stand saying "Heart attack on a plate"

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"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

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'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!' mockup

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

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Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each. mockup

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

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"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you." mockup

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

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Vegetables VS Junk Food.

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Free Range Chickens

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'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.' mockup

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

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Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.' mockup

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

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'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.' mockup

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

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Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods! mockup

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

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Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray. mockup

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

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'Waiter...!' (there is a human in my soup)

'Waiter...!' (there is a human in my soup) mockup

'Waiter...!' (there is a human in my soup)

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The real reason salad aids weight loss mockup

The real reason salad aids weight loss

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"Tell me, is a single spaghetti a spaghetus or what?"

"Tell me, is a single spaghetti a spaghetus or what?" mockup

"Tell me, is a single spaghetti a spaghetus or what?"

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'Oh waiter... there are no flies in my soup!'

'Oh waiter... there are no flies in my soup!' mockup

'Oh waiter... there are no flies in my soup!'

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"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead."

"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead." mockup

"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead."

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Dear, this is the third time we've had broccoli casserole since you declared an end of major hostilities.

Dear, this is the third time we've had broccoli casserole since you declared an end of major hostilities. mockup

Dear, this is the third time we've had broccoli casserole since you declared an end of major hostilities.

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'I'm afraid I'll have to get rid of you Simpkins. You're not good for business.'

'I'm afraid I'll have to get rid of you Simpkins. You're not good for business.' mockup

'I'm afraid I'll have to get rid of you Simpkins. You're not good for business.'

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Seminar on Obesity in the Workplace. mockup

Seminar on Obesity in the Workplace.

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"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy." mockup

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

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'I spent the afternoon over a $500 lunch explaining how bad business is.'

'I spent the afternoon over a $500 lunch explaining how bad business is.' mockup

'I spent the afternoon over a $500 lunch explaining how bad business is.'

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"They're quite fatty, so to relieve your guilt I made sure they taste terrible."

"They're quite fatty, so to relieve your guilt I made sure they taste terrible." mockup

"They're quite fatty, so to relieve your guilt I made sure they taste terrible."

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'And the winner for best supporting animal in a frozen ready meal goes to...'

'And the winner for best supporting animal in a frozen ready meal goes to...' mockup

'And the winner for best supporting animal in a frozen ready meal goes to...'

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Price and serving size: A guide.

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'Trying to sell these things is like flogging a dead horse.'

'Trying to sell these things is like flogging a dead horse.' mockup

'Trying to sell these things is like flogging a dead horse.'

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'Welcome monsieur et madame, may I take your coats, gloves and savings?'

'Welcome monsieur et madame, may I take your coats, gloves and savings?' mockup

'Welcome monsieur et madame, may I take your coats, gloves and savings?'

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'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.' mockup

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

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'Whoa, this is an exiguous amount of cheese for $25.00, you need to put on a tie.'

'Whoa, this is an exiguous amount of cheese for $25.00, you need to put on a tie.' mockup

'Whoa, this is an exiguous amount of cheese for $25.00, you need to put on a tie.'

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"I asked for cosmetics but I got ultra-processed foods."

"I asked for cosmetics but I got ultra-processed foods." mockup

"I asked for cosmetics but I got ultra-processed foods."

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'Wait a minute...did you just double-dip?'

'Wait a minute...did you just double-dip?' mockup

'Wait a minute...did you just double-dip?'

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Rice Cakes Gone Wild

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'Quadruple by-product.'

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'Unexpected item in bagging area.' mockup

'Unexpected item in bagging area.'

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Ironic Food Critic T-Shirts Collection

Ironic Food Critic Mugs

Explore our collection of ironic food critic mugs and add a witty touch to their coffee routine—perfect for critics with a sense of humor.

Ironic Food Critic Pillows

Brighten up their space with pillows featuring witty foodie critiques—comfy, humorous, and perfectly suited for fans of culinary irony.

Ironic Food Critic Prints

Decorate their home or office with prints that celebrate the humor and passion of food critique—bold designs for those who love to laugh at their culinary adventures.