Ironic Achievers Pillows

Procrastinators Incorporated

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Caged Businessman

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

A push in the right direction: 50c.

"Trying to get new business is killing me..."

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

Psychology Dept. Faculty Evaluations Today. I can't tell if it's my id or my ego, but I'm really craving a promotion.

"Sorry, but if we hire someone like you, you'll quit in six months and start a rival company!"

'Do I have to spell it out for you?'

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

"My career was on the launching pad."

'I'm worried that if I study too hard, I couldn end up being a teacher.'

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

'Wow! CEO in just ten days! You ARE a quick study, Perkins!'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

"I was assistant to Prince Andrew for six months, then I realised that, no matter how good I was, they were never going to make me Prince Andrew."

'I'm appointing myself Vice-President... I need the money.'

'You know this lake like the back of your hand - I guess your hand didn't know about the six foot drop off!'

'Let's keep going. Maybe we'll get there in time for the net olympics.'

"This year I'm going to lose weight!"

'Remember I said I wish I had more arms so I could get more things done? Well the doctor took care of that problem.'

'This is the second time in sixteen years you've put in for a raise Wilson. Is money all you think about?! '

'Now that I can afford anything on the menu, I can't digest anything on the menu.'

"Baldo, have you given any thought to your future?"