Irish History Gifts

St. Patrick Drives the Snakes Out of Ireland

Irish Rebellion 1798 - Successful Defence of Rev McGhee's Home Against Rebels

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

James Joyce.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

Seamus Heaney

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

Saint Patrick

O'Malley's Pub. Special: Cloned Beef and Cabbage. Is nothing sacred anymore?

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

W. B. Yeats

James Joyce

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

"While well known for ridding Ireland of snakes, St Patrick received little credit for his earlier wildlife banishings."

"Happy St. Patrick's Day"

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

Snakes Return To Ireland

Oliver Goldsmith.

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

Ceilidh Minogue.

'Look! They're little green men too.'

Seamus Heaney.