Irish Dancing Pillows

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

"We'd give you a hand but they never leave our sides."

Cossack dancers

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

Folk Wedding

Judge about dancing lawyer: 'When you get to the second stanza of this song and dance, please approach the bench.'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Scot country dancing,

The return of Miss Subways

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

'Do you smell something burning?'

'We run a respectable business here, Miss Faversham, so, just a reminder, no twerking!'

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"I'm glad you checked with me, but yes, I think it's safe for you to do the 'Hokey-Pokey.'"

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

Irish Jig Saws

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

The Apis Dance Studio

"We're helping Tom to find alternative was of expressing his anger!"

A dreary maypole

'I can handle the green beer, but this...'

Gaelic tattoo: 'Guinness is good for you.'

A terrible fight was averted when someone put 'Fleabottom Boogie' on the turntable.'

Scotsman playing the fiddle.

'There, Miss Kaufman, getting the rhythm now?'

'My final request? How about 'Who Put The Overalls In Mrs. Murphy's Chaowder?''

Saint Patrick in a Basket

'Oh no...a social-leper colony.'

Manic Peat Screechers

Four men in kilts.

'HEY,nobody said anything about MOONwalking the Plank!!'

'How much to learn enough to dance on someone's grave?'