Folk Dancing Pillows

'Tell me how Morris dancing started.'

'Oh no...a social-leper colony.'

The return of Miss Subways

"I'm glad you checked with me, but yes, I think it's safe for you to do the 'Hokey-Pokey.'"

"La danse Morris"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Cossack dancers

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Folk Wedding

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Gustav Holst

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

I love Harmonica

"The times – They have a changed."

Art Garfunkel.

Jerry Garcia, RIP

Neil Young

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Scot country dancing,

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"This next one is about the healthy and drama-free relationship that very nearly ruined me as a songwriter before I realized what was happening and got the hell out of there."

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

Cowpunk

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

'Folk Art of Midtown'

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

Spinning violinist