Folk Dancing Gifts

'Tell me how Morris dancing started.'

'Oh no...a social-leper colony.'

The return of Miss Subways

"La danse Morris"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Cossack dancers

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

Folk Wedding

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Gustav Holst

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

I love Harmonica

"The times – They have a changed."

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

Scot country dancing,

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

"This next one is about the healthy and drama-free relationship that very nearly ruined me as a songwriter before I realized what was happening and got the hell out of there."

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'Folk Art of Midtown'

Spinning violinist

Cowpunk

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

"Here's one I wrote myself. It's called 'Blues for the Guy I'm Laying Off.'"

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

'If you think you can sit around here and doodle all the day... uh, never mind.'

'Do you smell something burning?'

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'