Irish Cuisine Aficionado Pillows

'I'll have potato soup, potato salad, baked potato with fries and for dessert, potato pancakes.'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

James Joyce.

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

Saint Patrick

W. B. Yeats

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

James Joyce

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.

Thank you for not droning on about the English

"While well known for ridding Ireland of snakes, St Patrick received little credit for his earlier wildlife banishings."

Snakes Return To Ireland

Ceilidh Minogue.

'Look! They're little green men too.'

"So that's Ireland."

Seamus Heaney.

'It's not easy being green.'

Waiter talking to diner

"If leprechauns are so damn lucky, why are we living in the woods under toadstools?"

Dolores O'Riordan caricature

St. Patrick's Day

Blarney Stone Romance

Out of Ireland

'Uh-oh, they must be looking for St. Patrick.'

Happy St Patrick's Day

Dolores O'Riordan

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

Loch Ness: The final destination of the Irish snakes … and their captor.