Ipo Celebration T-Shirts

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

"Great News! We're finally on the Big Board."

Math Dreams

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

The Life of Pi

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

Scottish party

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

The Pencil and Sharpener

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

'I love the name. Now that we've gone public, what do you think we ought to do?'

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

Pi fight!

Cuba united against blocking off the country

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

Maypole

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

'It was here when Harris decided to 'tweak' things a bit...'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

Lesser Known Digits of Pi

"We've lowered our IPO price so many times, the Street's referring to it as an Initial Pathetic Offer."

John von Neumann, after completing his book. 'Theory of Self-Replicating Automata'.

Latinos in the USA

Help! Bought IPOs with IOUs.

'I put my entire office into my cellphone.'

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

Arabian Cuisine

(Pi) 5 8. You can trust him to keep a secret --- He's non-repeating.

"Be rational."

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

'You need to stop worrying so much about making a spelling mistake, Dear...you're becoming a typochondriac!'