Ipo Celebration Prints

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

"Great News! We're finally on the Big Board."

Math Dreams

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

Scottish party

The Pencil and Sharpener

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

'I love the name. Now that we've gone public, what do you think we ought to do?'

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

Maypole

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

Pi fight!

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

Cuba united against blocking off the country

'It was here when Harris decided to 'tweak' things a bit...'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

Lesser Known Digits of Pi

"We've lowered our IPO price so many times, the Street's referring to it as an Initial Pathetic Offer."

Help! Bought IPOs with IOUs.

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

John von Neumann, after completing his book. 'Theory of Self-Replicating Automata'.

Latinos in the USA

'I put my entire office into my cellphone.'

Arabian Cuisine

"Be rational."

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

'You need to stop worrying so much about making a spelling mistake, Dear...you're becoming a typochondriac!'

"If you need us we're available 22/7."

'Your office door is nailed shut, that should tell you something!'