Iphone Gamer Gifts

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

Mac OS 20

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

'Was that the grunt affirmative, the grunt negative, or the grunt non-commital?'

"I virtually finished my homework."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Covid Invaders

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

'Beautiful book. However, I'm afraid it lacks video game potential.'

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"