Iphone Gamer Gifts

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

'Was that the grunt affirmative, the grunt negative, or the grunt non-commital?'

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

'Beautiful book. However, I'm afraid it lacks video game potential.'

"I virtually finished my homework."

Covid Invaders

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"