Invisible Shopper Mugs

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Unusual Offers

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

'Please enter your pin now.'

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

"Does it come with magnets?"

Jumble Sale

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

One Dollar, One Vote

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

Shoppers of Mystery.

Sale - Eyepod.

'Got any cud flavour?'

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

'Just the fresh chicken.'

"Another impulse purchase?"

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Budget cure

Fake Diplomas

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

'You can tell me anything, Mrs. Rojak. I'd never violate the sacred fish store-customer relationship.'

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'