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'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

Elusive Shadow.

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.

Violence on TV.

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

"We need to talk about procrastination."

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

"Hey - didn't I see you on TV last night?"

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

'Check you house for termites, Lady?'

'Look at this! The little critters are not asexual after all!'

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

A group of businessmen read a profit chart that reads "Lousy"

"I guess the term 'thin air' no longer applies."

"You can use Dave's cubicle. He has Seasonal Affective Disorder and won't be using it this winter. Whoa! I guess I'm wrong. There he is, hibernating under the desk!"

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

"I can't tell whether my cat is happy or sad."

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"