Invisible Friend Enjoyer Pillows

"Not there Daddy! You almost sat on my invisible friend Herman!"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'I may not really need you. My imaginary friend is a psychiatrist.'

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

'Children's Personals'

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

'Jennifer's playing with my imaginary friend and she won't let me play with him.'

'Now she's jealous of my imaginary playmate.'

The four sides of W Amherst Faunton: Boss/husband/father/friend.

Would your dog pick you for a best friend?

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

Man talking to a tree.

"Don't pretend you've not eaten the cake, Sue. I can see it heading towards your pyloric sphincter."

'Could you sign it 'anonymous'? It's for a friend and I don't want to ruin the surprise.'

"Well, one of us has a problem!"

Aesop's Fables - The Lion and the Mouse

'Hi, Sweetie! I'd like you to meet my pier group.'

'Yes, I was very popular as a child. I had lots of imaginary friends.'

'Thanks for bringing me lunch Rex: It's way too cold for me to come out today...'

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

'I know how you feel — all the other psychiatrists hate me, too!'