Invisible Friend Enjoyer Pillows

"Not there Daddy! You almost sat on my invisible friend Herman!"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'I may not really need you. My imaginary friend is a psychiatrist.'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

'Children's Personals'

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

'Jennifer's playing with my imaginary friend and she won't let me play with him.'

'Now she's jealous of my imaginary playmate.'

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

Would your dog pick you for a best friend?

"Don't pretend you've not eaten the cake, Sue. I can see it heading towards your pyloric sphincter."

Aesop's Fables - The Lion and the Mouse

Man talking to a tree.

The four sides of W Amherst Faunton: Boss/husband/father/friend.

'He's depressed because his make believe friend unfriended him on Facebook.'

"Well, one of us has a problem!"

'Could you sign it 'anonymous'? It's for a friend and I don't want to ruin the surprise.'

'Hi, Sweetie! I'd like you to meet my pier group.'

'Yes, I was very popular as a child. I had lots of imaginary friends.'

'Kevin was plagued since childhood by fears of a monster under his bed, but eventually overcame it until he and his monster became inseparable best friends.'

'I know how you feel — all the other psychiatrists hate me, too!'

Friends Yeah!