Invisible Box Strategist Gifts

A mime uses invisible box cleaner to clean his invisible box.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

Internet Cafe.

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'It's a silent protest.'

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

"I strongly feel we need to start thinking inside the box again."

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

Cyberwarfare

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

"Why are you playing hide-and-seek in the stove!?! Don't shush me! This is my stove!"

Mime artist reading: 'Thinking Outside the Invisible Box.'

"I hear that women's brains are more active in the area involving self control."

"He'll be fine, he won't even notice we've been gone a fortnight."

'May I speak to you as a man to a woman?'

"Kazakov is employing the rare 'Mr. Castle and Horsey go on an adventure' defense."

"Yes, but careful it doesn't foul the light switch."

Mime artist: "I hope he suffocate in there."

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

I think he's saying that after losing his job, he was retrained as a street mime.

Poker Moms

'This court hereby sentences you to fifteen months in an imaginary box.'

"Let's diversify by hiring people who think like us but don't like us."

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

'My mom's pregnant. At first I was worried about the competition until I remembered that I was the incumbent.'