Investor In Property Drama Gifts

UP Again: Housing Prices.

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"I've invested in property..."

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

'Your mortgage is under water...so what's the problem?'

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

House hunting is cruel.

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

'They're playing house.'

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

Monopoly game - "You just gazumped me!"

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

At The Clown Bank.

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

'If you promise to never try to openthe locked attic door, the owner will take $20,000 off!'

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

'My expedition confirmed what we already suspected: Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered by water, and the rest by real estate!'

"It's a bit of a fixer-upper."

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

"When you pay the rent for your one-room studio, you mustn't think about what you can get for that amount back in Iowa."