Investment Sceptic Prints

Decorate their space with prints that humorously capture the investment sceptic’s cautious mentality—thoughtful, funny, and perfect for highlighting their personality with style.

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'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.' mockup

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

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'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.' mockup

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

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Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies. mockup

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

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"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it." mockup

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

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'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.' mockup

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

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Stock market investment advice

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Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme. mockup

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

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Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department

Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department mockup

Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department

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'Whenever they discuss trickle-down economics, I have to go to the bathroom.'

'Whenever they discuss trickle-down economics, I have to go to the bathroom.' mockup

'Whenever they discuss trickle-down economics, I have to go to the bathroom.'

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'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?' mockup

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

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Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!' mockup

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

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'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...'

'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...' mockup

'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...'

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"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions). mockup

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

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'I've been in Washington for 30 years, and that's the biggest rathole I'VE ever seen!'

'I've been in Washington for 30 years, and that's the biggest rathole I'VE ever seen!' mockup

'I've been in Washington for 30 years, and that's the biggest rathole I'VE ever seen!'

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'If America's economy is so bad how can we afford a billion dollars on presidential campaigns?'

'If America's economy is so bad how can we afford a billion dollars on presidential campaigns?' mockup

'If America's economy is so bad how can we afford a billion dollars on presidential campaigns?'

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'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.' mockup

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

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This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping. mockup

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

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"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."

"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey." mockup

"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."

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We lost money in every division, but through the magic of accounting, our Take A Penny Leave A Penny trays earned $46 million.

We lost money in every division, but through the magic of accounting, our Take A Penny Leave A Penny trays earned $46 million. mockup

We lost money in every division, but through the magic of accounting, our Take A Penny Leave A Penny trays earned $46 million.

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'Great speech on the future of the economy. You said nothing with great conviction.'

'Great speech on the future of the economy. You said nothing with great conviction.' mockup

'Great speech on the future of the economy. You said nothing with great conviction.'

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"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!" mockup

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

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The private sector is a parasite on the economy.

The private sector is a parasite on the economy. mockup

The private sector is a parasite on the economy.

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Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt). mockup

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

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'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.' mockup

'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.'

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'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.'' mockup

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

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'Stocks dropped today, proving once again that life sucks.'

'Stocks dropped today, proving once again that life sucks.' mockup

'Stocks dropped today, proving once again that life sucks.'

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'In an effort to make our economic reporting and projections more accurate, our resident weatherman will be delivering the economic news.'

'In an effort to make our economic reporting and projections more accurate, our resident weatherman will be delivering the economic news.' mockup

'In an effort to make our economic reporting and projections more accurate, our resident weatherman will be delivering the economic news.'

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'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.' mockup

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

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Assets $2,400,000,000 Liabilities $4,6000,000,000 Government Bailout $2,200,000,000

Assets $2,400,000,000 Liabilities $4,6000,000,000 Government Bailout $2,200,000,000 mockup

Assets $2,400,000,000 Liabilities $4,6000,000,000 Government Bailout $2,200,000,000

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Be thankful we didn't invest social security funds in the stock market.

Be thankful we didn't invest social security funds in the stock market. mockup

Be thankful we didn't invest social security funds in the stock market.

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"The most important feature of economic predictions is trying not to laugh while making them."

"The most important feature of economic predictions is trying not to laugh while making them." mockup

"The most important feature of economic predictions is trying not to laugh while making them."

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How Supply-Side Economics Works.

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"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing." mockup

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

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"They hired a cat to distract them from thoughts of change."

"They hired a cat to distract them from thoughts of change." mockup

"They hired a cat to distract them from thoughts of change."

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Investment Sceptic Prints Collection

Investment Sceptic Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the investment sceptic—bring humor and irony to their morning routine with our witty, finance-themed cups.

Investment Sceptic Pillows

Browse our pillows for the investment sceptic—add a humorous touch to their home with cushions that celebrate financial skepticism with style.

Investment Sceptic T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts for the investment sceptic—you’ll find clever, finance-inspired designs that make a statement and showcase their cautious sense of humor.