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"The directors are concerned about your casual attitude, Simpson."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

The day the stock market went UP.

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

Hollywood Sign Developers

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Profit

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

The president's men

A fight in the Boardroom.

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Mario Draghi

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

The best financial decision I ever made.

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

Boss to worker taking out wallet: 'It's only fair, Pete. Last year, we shared profits!'

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'