Investment Bank Staff T-Shirts

Dress the investment bank staff in humor with our stylish t-shirts that cleverly celebrate their profession — perfect for casual Fridays or unwinding after a busy day.

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"The directors are concerned about your casual attitude, Simpson."

"The directors are concerned about your casual attitude, Simpson." mockup

"The directors are concerned about your casual attitude, Simpson."

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Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies. mockup

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

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The day the stock market went UP. mockup

The day the stock market went UP.

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'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.' mockup

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

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"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan." mockup

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

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"Here's what I'm gonna do."

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"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom." mockup

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

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Large Dollar Sign Office Block

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Profit

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Great Chinese Dynasties

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'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.' mockup

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

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Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks mockup

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

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The president's men

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A fight in the Boardroom.

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"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce." mockup

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

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'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?' mockup

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

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"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe." mockup

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

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'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!' mockup

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

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Mario Draghi

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'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?' mockup

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

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"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin." mockup

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

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"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

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"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"Well, it looks like the merger is off." mockup

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

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'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.' mockup

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

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'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...' mockup

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

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Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

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'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.' mockup

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

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The best financial decision I ever made.

The best financial decision I ever made. mockup

The best financial decision I ever made.

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Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in! mockup

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

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"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers." mockup

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

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"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?" mockup

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

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Boss to worker taking out wallet: 'It's only fair, Pete. Last year, we shared profits!'

Boss to worker taking out wallet: 'It's only fair, Pete. Last year, we shared profits!' mockup

Boss to worker taking out wallet: 'It's only fair, Pete. Last year, we shared profits!'

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'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.' mockup

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

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Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.' mockup

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

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Investment Bank Staff T-Shirts Collection

Investment Bank Staff Mugs

Explore our range of investment bank-themed mugs — the perfect gift to bring a smile to any finance professional’s face during their coffee break.

Investment Bank Staff Pillows

Discover our humorous pillows designed for investment bank staff, adding personality and comfort to their workspace or home.

Investment Bank Staff Prints

Browse our vibrant prints that celebrate investment banking with wit and style — perfect for inspiring a smile and decorating their office.