Investing In Cooking T-Shirts

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'I sent out for everything.'

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Come dine with me!

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

In the Guru District

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Jack of all trades

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

A Good Batch.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

LAY ZEE FUK

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Counting ribs

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Mario Draghi

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"