Inuit Culture Enthusiast Pillows

"I got to first base last night...we rubbed noses!"

Edvard Grieg

"Pooper-scoopers!"

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

'We rape, pillage and kill. THAT'S our corporate mission statement.'

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'This is the best I could come up with.'

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

'They've been on too many English raids !'

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

How many norse power is it?

"There's no need to shout!"

Why Vikings Didn't Have Many Graduation Ceremonies.

"Ice him."

A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish

Viking Funeral

Dog Show: Great Dane Category.

'Smoke signals, sign language, bird calls. . . enough of the social networking!!!'

'Our merger is off. We've broken several corporate taboos, so Nanook won't give us his blessing.'

"Nordic but nice"

"Olaf, get back to your station and row!"

"Dude! I am so not prepared for this!"

'Viking Job centre' 'Rape' 'Pillage'

A logger ignoring the warning cries of an indigenous man

'Where is this place you call 'Texas', Olaf?'

Man discovering a viking in his bed.