Inuit Culture Enthusiast Pillows

"I got to first base last night...we rubbed noses!"

Edvard Grieg

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

"Pooper-scoopers!"

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

'We rape, pillage and kill. THAT'S our corporate mission statement.'

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'This is the best I could come up with.'

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

'Well, once again he's led us to victory and... Oh, here we go. The obligatory Gatorade drenching.'

'They've been on too many English raids !'

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

Viking Funeral

Boomerang

"There's no need to shout!"

"Ice him."

It's said there are numerous words for "snow" in the languages of arctic societies. This time of year there are many words for how Frank feels about snow. I hate it! Abhor, detest, loathe it. I despise it.

How many norse power is it?

A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish

Why Vikings Didn't Have Many Graduation Ceremonies.

Dog Show: Great Dane Category.

'Smoke signals, sign language, bird calls. . . enough of the social networking!!!'

"Olaf, get back to your station and row!"

"Nordic but nice"

'Our merger is off. We've broken several corporate taboos, so Nanook won't give us his blessing.'

What?… (No caption. One viking drinks a tropical drink from a fruity cup, while other vikings drink grog from mugs.)

"Dude! I am so not prepared for this!"

'Viking Job centre' 'Rape' 'Pillage'

'Where is this place you call 'Texas', Olaf?'

A logger ignoring the warning cries of an indigenous man