Intrusive Ad Investigator T-Shirts

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Christopher Isherwood

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"I only told a few friends."

Spying Smart TV

"This is not good at all!"

Spam traps on mobiles

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

Fingerprint Show

"I'm going to go ahead and blame this one on my parents."

"Jeez, Alice, at least Google him first."

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

Two men converse secretively

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

"$68,000? You said that deceptive ad would cost me $23,000."

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

Psychiatry. Why go on a voyage of self-discovery when I can just Google myself?

"It isn't just the media that's biased... often the voters are too."

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Have we tried product placement?'

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

Doctor, I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead. Don't believe everything you read on the net.

"I even had commercials in my dream last night."

It's the perfect advertising image of marital bliss. All we need is the disclaimer 'PROFESSIONAL ACTORS - DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.'

Leave one of your names with my secretary.

'Who am I?'

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Policeman on the internet looking for suspect.