Introverted Texter Gifts

"My talking to myself used to annoy people, so now I text myself."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Nerd tryouts.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Big Talk/Small Talk.

Introverted Chair

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"The joy of the house to myself"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"I hope this is the right wine for reading and ignoring one another."

"Oh Hi, I didn't recognize you without your cell phone."

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."