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"He's a little shy around other dogs."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Nerd tryouts.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

'Mind if I join you?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Big Talk/Small Talk.

Introverted Chair

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"How much longer with this social distancing thing?"

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."