Introverted Hikers Gifts

Club Antisocial

Fly Fishing

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

Niche Extracurriculars

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

While you were out...

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

Earth Reset Button.

Myspace then and now.

'What I can't understand is how you can happily go for a ten mile hike, but won't walk to the corner shop for me!'

Go away

"To be perfectly frank, I much prefer the solitude of the desert to the busy city life..."

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

Private Jet

"Honey, you’re doing that thing again where you stare into space and wonder how I talked you into leaving the house."

'You need to come out of your shell.'

Wow! Spoon lightning!

'And you can no longer talk to people face to face!'

"Ooh, look – a Porsche Panamera."

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

'The problem with being a hermit crab is that I lack social skills...'

Socially awkward shipwrecks.

Communicating in These Strange Times

Scottish Independence Vote.

Coast to coast walk.

"Oh, the pain I can take—it's the awkward silence between conversations that's torture."