Introvert With Tech Mugs

'His new mobile texts, sends emails, takes pictures, faxes, sends pictures. It's just a pity he hasn't any friends.'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

She required plenty of personal space.

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Introverted Chair

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'