Introvert With Tech Prints

'His new mobile texts, sends emails, takes pictures, faxes, sends pictures. It's just a pity he hasn't any friends.'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

She required plenty of personal space.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Mind if I join you?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Introverted Chair

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

I see. And why do you think you often feel lonely?

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'