Introvert Under Duress T-Shirts

He's shy. I always have to drag him to these things, kicking and screaming.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Nerd tryouts.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

She required plenty of personal space.

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Introverted Chair

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"The joy of the house to myself"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

The reserved and the go-ers.'