Introvert Under Duress Prints

He's shy. I always have to drag him to these things, kicking and screaming.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Nerd tryouts.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

She required plenty of personal space.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'Mind if I join you?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

Introverted Chair

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'