Undercover Introvert Prints

"Don't forget to hold our your hand and let them sniff you first."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Nerd tryouts.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

She required plenty of personal space.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'Mind if I join you?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

Introverted Chair

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

The reserved and the go-ers.'

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

She was always an introvert.