Introvert's Guide Pillows

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

Tactics for avoiding a chat.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Nervous at a party.

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"The joy of the house to myself"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

Introverted Chair

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

"Suppose I was successful, suppose I actually dug under the fence, then what?"

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."