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Woody Allen

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Home Sweet Home

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Pastries and Candy

X-ray Psychology.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

'Are we there yet?'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'He was a great writer'

'You must heal yourself.'

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Jorge Luis Borges

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

I just made up that part. It should really throw people for a loop if they find this place thousands of years from now!

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

Creativity

James decided to stay in that night.

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?