Introspection Humor Lovers Gifts

Self examination.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Police Feline Unit

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Cariactures

Selling lemon latt�

Do Not Resuscitate

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Faster, Georges, faster!

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'Cannonball!'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Here and There Trays

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'