Introspection Humor Lovers Gifts

Self examination.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Police Feline Unit

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Cariactures

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Selling lemon latt�

Do Not Resuscitate

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Speed Dating for Turtles

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Cannonball!'

Here and There Trays

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'