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'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Good News about winter

"What was I thinking?!"

Window Treatment

"He's his own worst enemy."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

That party went well.

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

Self Help and Self Hindrance Books

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'