Introductory Moments Aficionado T-Shirts

"Dr Andrea Patterson; animal behaviour."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

'It's a difficult position to fill. Someone who's smarter than me - and smart enough to pretend not to know it.'

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"You and your daft inventions."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here But You Will Be After The Training.

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

'Tell me truthfully,these glowing references from the Dukes of York and Kent are public houses aren't they?'

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

Welcome to our meeting!

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I think that one is a little too honest."

Hey dad, is that the boss guy that you said can talk out of his butt?

Job Interview

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."