Introductory Moments Aficionado T-Shirts

"Dr Andrea Patterson; animal behaviour."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"You and your daft inventions."

'It's a difficult position to fill. Someone who's smarter than me - and smart enough to pretend not to know it.'

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here But You Will Be After The Training.

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

'Tell me truthfully,these glowing references from the Dukes of York and Kent are public houses aren't they?'

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Welcome to our meeting!

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"Let’s try another one. Jerry blinked, Kate’s giving Jon the finger, and Jess is choking."

Hey dad, is that the boss guy that you said can talk out of his butt?

Job Interview

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."