Introducing Partner Pillows

"We met online."

"And if his mother introduces me as his 'midlife experiment' one more time..."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Shepherd and eurydice

'I sent out for everything.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Come dine with me!

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

You're my Mona Lisa.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Larry's used art

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

The Busy Gardener

Polly txt speak

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Police Feline Unit

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'