Intrigue Lovers Pillows

"It's true. For years I've secretly had a second blended family."

A boy acting suspiciously

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"We're here, Harry."

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

A skier and a paraglider

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Extreme kites!

Janet Leigh

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

"I can squeeze you in between my public apology and my book deal."

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

'Emotional blackmail.'

Excessive Paperwork

Desert Island Surveillance.

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

"Asides from today's wind-chill factor, what else might you consider all your parents' fault?"

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

'002' - A discussion about 007.

A masterpiece was stolen from this space.

Your DNA is in the database.