Intimacy Architect Prints

"I can't play squash tonight, Ed. I promised Linda I'd put in a little Kama Sutra time with her before the opera."

Sauvignon Bonk

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

The Day Dreamer.

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

Windmill

Global Positioning Manual

"Arouse Me!"

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"I used to know my wife's fondest dreams and desires, but now I leave that to Google."

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"I love what you've done with him."

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

Heart To Heart

"Enough already! You’re depressing me!"

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

You're too intimate!

"My husband's a big eater. Do you have any edible bathrobes?"

A Woman's Conquests.

"Do you believe in love at first orgasm?"

"Was it funny for you?"

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

"Yes, it was good for me - not as good as it was the last time, but probably better than it's going to be the time after this."

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'